Because this? Is too subtle.
This? Is not enough.
If you want to win the blingy browband wars, you have to bring something new. Something exciting. Something that requires a battery pack.
Yes, that is an LED browband. My hubby made it for me. It is fantastic and blinding and the blingiest thing ever seen. It has four modes and can have a lot more, the hubby did the programming. It is a limitless palette of colors and brightness.